So how does one with chronic diarrhea work in a demanding nursing position? Simple...poop and work at the same time! I was at work this morning and once I passed the medications it was time to sign the MAR (medical administration record - you sign it to show what meds you gave and to which resident). Of course, I had to poop and there was no time to spare the ten minutes it would take. So I totally took the MAR into the bathroom with me and signed off on it while I pooped. Gross? I don't think so. I think it's genius, GENIUS I tell you!!! Oh, and in case you are wondering...I'm flagging the computer RIGHT NOW!!! Bwhahahahaha!!!!