Not only did the stupid lady in the restroom commit a public restroom foul today by standing in there doing her make up while I was dropping the funk, but she went above and beyond and committed one of the worse bathroom etiquette fails I have ever come across. Apparently my poop odor did not please her. I mean, come on lady, it's a bathroom, it's poop - it isn't going to smell good! But upon her exiting the restroom - after standing there for ten minutes doing her make up!! - she sprayed her nasty perfume over top of my stall and walked out. Really? I mean, really?? Who does this?? And why would you even do it if you are LEAVING the bathroom. I don't care if my poop smells. It isn't like I am sitting there wishing someone would throw me a Glade plug in or something. Come on! Bathroom etiquette fail, lady! Epic FAIL!
( I did however, fail myself when I tweeted this. I spelled perfume incorrectly. But it's my blog and I'll fail if I want to! )